so the other day i was at our public library here in town. just sitting there doing homework, minding my own business and not disturbing anybody. a man was sitting at the table next to mine with a laptop computer. he obviously had no idea what he was doing, so he asked me to help him get connected to the library's free wireless internet.
of course, i don't ever say no, so i helped him get connected. we started chatting while things were getting set up and eventually he offered me a job. not a normal job, mind you. not the typical job you would think you'd be asked to do as a 19-year-old. no. because normal things don't ever happen in my life.
he asked me to come be an adult dancer at the new bar he was opening.
no, i am not even joking. i just looked at him like he was crazy. he offered me $200/hour plus tips. no experience necessary. i laughed at him. i thought he must think he was pretty clever, and figured he was just going around trying to freak out young women. then he pulls out a business card for this new bar he's opening and tells me to check out the website. he kept pushing me to go in and do an interview, but eventually left me alone when i told him he was being very rude and inappropriate and he needed to stop talking to me like that.
i actually the whole thing was just a big joke. until the next day i heard an advertisement on the radio for new girls to dance at this EXACT same club that just opened! i couldn't believe it.
what a sick freak. this world is becoming a very disgusting place ....
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